‘I should like to, very much,’ replied Uriah, with a writhe.
‘Well, then, come along!’ said I.
I could not help being rather short with him, but he appeared not to mind it.We went the nearest way, without conversing much upon the road;and he was so humble in respect of those scarecrow gloves, that he was still putting them on,and seemed to have made no advance in that labour, when we got to my place.
I led him up the dark stairs, to prevent his knocking his head against anything,and really his damp cold hand felt so like a frog in mine,that I was tempted to drop it and run away. Agnes and hospitality prevailed, however,and I conducted him to my fireside. When I lighted my candles,he fell into meek transports with the room that was revealed to him;and when I heated the coffee in an unassuming block-tin vessel in which Mrs.Crupp delighted to prepare it (chiefly, I believe, because it was not intended for the purpose,being a shaving-pot, and because there was a patent invention of great price mouldering away in the pantry),he professed so much emotion, that I could joyfully have scalded him.
‘Oh, really, Master Copperfield,--I mean Mister Copperfield,’ said Uriah,‘to see you waiting upon me is what I never could have expected!But, one way and another, so many things happen to me which I never could have expected, I am sure,in my umble station, that it seems to rain blessings on my ed. You have heard something, I des-say,of a change in my expectations, Master Copperfield,--I should say, Mister Copperfield?’
As he sat on my sofa, with his long knees drawn up under his coffee-cup,his hat and gloves upon the ground close to him, his spoon going softly round and round,his shadowless red eyes, which looked as if they had scorched their lashes off,turned towards me without looking at me,the disagreeable dints I have formerly described in his nostrils coming and going with his breath,and a snaky undulation pervading his frame from his chin to his boots,I decided in my own mind that I disliked him intensely.It made me very uncomfortable to have him for a guest, for I was young then,and unused to disguise what I so strongly felt.
‘You have heard something, I des-say, of a change in my expectations, Master Copperfield, --I should say, Mister Copperfield?’ observed Uriah.
‘Yes,’ said I, ‘something.’
‘Ah!I thought Miss Agnes would know of it!’ he quietly returned. ‘I’m glad to find Miss Agnes knows of it. Oh, thank you, Master--Mister Copperfield!’
I could have thrown my bootjack at him (it lay ready on the rug),for having entrapped me into the disclosure of anything concerning Agnes, however immaterial. But I only drank my coffee.
‘What a prophet you have shown yourself, Mister Copperfield!’ pursued Uriah. ‘Dear me, what a prophet you have proved yourself to be!Don’t you remember saying to me once, that perhaps I should be a partner in Mr.Wickfield’s business, and perhaps it might be Wickfield and Heep?You may not recollect it; but when a person is umble, Master Copperfield, a person treasures such things up!’
‘I recollect talking about it,’ said I, ‘though I certainly did not think it very likely then.’ ‘Oh!who would have thought it likely, Mister Copperfield!’ returned Uriah, enthusiastically. ‘I am sure I didn’t myself.I recollect saying with my own lips that I was much too umble.So I considered myself really and truly.’
He sat, with that carved grin on his face, looking at the fire, as I looked at him.
‘But the umblest persons, Master Copperfield,’ he presently resumed,‘may be the instruments of good. I am glad to think I have been the instrument of good to Mr.Wickfield, and that I may be more so. Oh what a worthy man he is, Mister Copperfield, but how imprudent he has been!’
‘I am sorry to hear it,’ said I. I could not help adding, rather pointedly, ‘on all accounts.’
‘Decidedly so, Mister Copperfield,’ replied Uriah. ‘On all accounts. Miss Agnes’s above all!You don’t remember your own eloquent expressions, Master Copperfield;but I remember how you said one day that everybody must admire her, and how I thanked you for it!You have forgot that, I have no doubt, Master Copperfield?’
‘No,’ said I, drily.
‘Oh how glad I am you have not!’ exclaimed Uriah. ‘To think that you should be the first to kindle the sparks of ambition in my umble breast, and that you’ve not forgot it!Oh!--Would you excuse me asking for a cup more coffee?’
Something in the emphasis he laid upon the kindling of those sparks,and something in the glance he directed at me as he said it,had made me start as if I had seen him illuminated by a blaze of light. Recalled by his request,preferred in quite another tone of voice, I did the honours of the shaving-pot;but I did them with an unsteadiness of hand, a sudden sense of being no match for him,and a perplexed suspicious anxiety as to what he might be going to say next,which I felt could not escape his observation.
He said nothing at all. He stirred his coffee round and round, he sipped it,he felt his chin softly with his grisly hand, he looked at the fire, he looked about the room,he gasped rather than smiled at me, he writhed and undulated about, in his deferential servility,he stirred and sipped again, but he left the renewal of the conversation to me.
‘So, Mr. Wickfield,’ said I, at last, ‘who is worth five hundred of you--or me’; for my life,I think, I could not have helped dividing that part of the sentence with an awkward jerk; ‘has been imprudent, has he, Mr. Heep?’
‘Oh, very imprudent indeed, Master Copperfield,’ returned Uriah, sighing modestly. ‘Oh, very much so!But I wish you’d call me Uriah, if you please. It’s like old times.’
‘Well!Uriah,’ said I, bolting it out with some difficulty.
‘Thank you,’ he returned, with fervour. ‘Thank you, Master Copperfield!It’s like the blowing of old breezes or the ringing of old bellses to hear YOU say Uriah.I beg your pardon. Was I making any observation?’
‘About Mr. Wickfield,’ I suggested.
‘Oh!Yes, truly,’ said Uriah. ‘Ah!Great imprudence, Master Copperfield. It’s a topic that I wouldn’t touch upon, to any soul but you.Even to you I can only touch upon it, and no more.If anyone else had been in my place during the last few years, by this time he would have had Mr.Wickfield (oh, what a worthy man he is, Master Copperfield, too!) under his thumb. Un--der--his thumb,’ said Uriah, very slowly,as he stretched out his cruel-looking hand above my table, and pressed his own thumb upon it, until it shook, and shook the room.
If I had been obliged to look at him with him splay foot on Mr. Wickfield’s head,I think I could scarcely have hated him more.
‘Oh, dear, yes, Master Copperfield,’ he proceeded, in a soft voice,most remarkably contrasting with the action of his thumb,which did not diminish its hard pressure in the least degree, ‘there’s no doubt of it.There would have been loss, disgrace, I don’t know what at all. Mr. Wickfield knows it.I am the umble instrument of umbly serving him,and he puts me on an eminence I hardly could have hoped to reach. How thankful should I be!’ With his face turned towards me, as he finished, but without looking at me,he took his crooked thumb off the spot where he had planted it,and slowly and thoughtfully scraped his lank jaw with it, as if he were shaving himself.
I recollect well how indignantly my heart beat, as I saw his crafty face,with the appropriately red light of the fire upon it, preparing for something else.
‘Master Copperfield,’ he began--‘but am I keeping you up?’
‘You are not keeping me up. I generally go to bed late.’
‘Thank you, Master Copperfield!I have risen from my umble station since first you used to address me, it is true;but I am umble still. I hope I never shall be otherwise than umble.You will not think the worse of my umbleness, if I make a little confidence to you, Master Copperfield?Will you?’
‘Oh no,’ said I, with an effort.
‘Thank you!’ He took out his pocket-handkerchief, and began wiping the palms of his hands. ‘Miss Agnes, Master Copperfield--’ ‘Well, Uriah?’
‘Oh, how pleasant to be called Uriah, spontaneously!’ he cried; and gave himself a jerk, like a convulsive fish.‘You thought her looking very beautiful tonight, Master Copperfield?’
‘I thought her looking as she always does: superior, in all respects, to everyone around her, ’ I returned.
‘Oh, thank you!It’s so true!’ he cried. ‘Oh, thank you very much for that!’
‘Not at all,’ I said, loftily. ‘There is no reason why you should thank me.’
‘Why that, Master Copperfield,’ said Uriah, ‘is, in fact,the confidence that I am going to take the liberty of reposing. Umble as I am,’ he wiped his hands harder, and looked at them and at the fire by turns, ‘umble as my mother is,and lowly as our poor but honest roof has ever been,the image of Miss Agnes (I don’t mind trusting you with my secret, Master Copperfield,for I have always overflowed towards you since the first moment I had the pleasure of beholding you in a pony-shay) has been in my breast for years.Oh, Master Copperfield, with what a pure affection do I love the ground my Agnes walks on!’
I believe I had a delirious idea of seizing the red-hot poker out of the fire,and running him through with it. It went from me with a shock, like a ball fired from a rifle:but the image of Agnes, outraged by so much as a thought of this red-headed animal’s,remained in my mind when I looked at him, sitting all awry as if his mean soul griped his body,and made me giddy. He seemed to swell and grow before my eyes;the room seemed full of the echoes of his voice; and the strange feeling (to which, perhaps,no one is quite a stranger) that all this had occurred before, at some indefinite time,and that I knew what he was going to say next, took possession of me.
A timely observation of the sense of power that there was in his face,did more to bring back to my remembrance the entreaty of Agnes, in its full force,than any effort I could have made. I asked him,with a better appearance of composure than I could have thought possible a minute before,whether he had made his feelings known to Agnes.
‘Oh no, Master Copperfield!’ he returned; ‘oh dear, no!Not to anyone but you. You see I am only just emerging from my lowly station.I rest a good deal of hope on her observing how useful I am to her father (for I trust to be very useful to him indeed,Master Copperfield), and how I smooth the way for him, and keep him straight.She’s so much attached to her father, Master Copperfield (oh,what a lovely thing it is in a daughter!), that I think she may come, on his account, to be kind to me.’
I fathomed the depth of the rascal’s whole scheme, and understood why he laid it bare.
‘If you’ll have the goodness to keep my secret, Master Copperfield,’ he pursued, ‘and not,in general, to go against me, I shall take it as a particular favour.You wouldn’t wish to make unpleasantness. I know what a friendly heart you’ve got;but having only known me on my umble footing (on my umblest I should say,for I am very umble still), you might, unbeknown, go against me rather, with my Agnes.I call her mine, you see, Master Copperfield. There’s a song that says, “I’d crowns resign, to call her mine!” I hope to do it, one of these days.’
Dear Agnes!So much too loving and too good for anyone that I could think of,was it possible that she was reserved to be the wife of such a wretch as this!
‘There’s no hurry at present, you know, Master Copperfield,’ Uriah proceeded, in his slimy way,as I sat gazing at him, with this thought in my mind. ‘My Agnes is very young still;and mother and me will have to work our way upwards, and make a good many new arrangements,before it would be quite convenient. So I shall have time gradually to make her familiar with my hopes,as opportunities offer. Oh, I’m so much obliged to you for this confidence!Oh, it’s such a relief, you can’t think, to know that you understand our situation,and are certain (as you wouldn’t wish to make unpleasantness in the family) not to go against me!’
He took the hand which I dared not withhold, and having given it a damp squeeze, referred to his pale-faced watch.
‘Dear me!’ he said, ‘it’s past one. The moments slip away so, in the confidence of old times,Master Copperfield, that it’s almost half past one!’
I answered that I had thought it was later. Not that I had really thought so,but because my conversational powers were effectually scattered.
‘Dear me!’ he said, considering. ‘The ouse that I am stopping at--a sort of a private hotel and boarding ouse,Master Copperfield, near the New River ed--will have gone to bed these two hours.’
‘I am sorry,’ I returned, ‘that there is only one bed here, and that I--’
‘Oh, don’t think of mentioning beds, Master Copperfield!’ he rejoined ecstatically, drawing up one leg.‘But would you have any objections to my laying down before the fire?’
‘If it comes to that,’ I said, ‘pray take my bed, and I’ll lie down before the fire.’
His repudiation of this offer was almost shrill enough, in the excess of its surprise and humility,to have penetrated to the ears of Mrs. Crupp, then sleeping, I suppose, in a distant chamber,situated at about the level of low-water mark,soothed in her slumbers by the ticking of an incorrigible clock,to which she always referred me when we had any little difference on the score of punctuality,and which was never less than three-quarters of an hour too slow,and had always been put right in the morning by the best authorities. As no arguments I could urge,in my bewildered condition, had the least effect upon his modesty in inducing him to accept my bedroom,I was obliged to make the best arrangements I could, for his repose before the fire.The mattress of the sofa (which was a great deal too short for his lank figure), the sofa pillows,a blanket, the table-cover, a clean breakfast-cloth, and a great-coat, made him a bed and covering,for which he was more than thankful. Having lent him a night-cap, which he put on at once,and in which he made such an awful figure, that I have never worn one since, I left him to his rest.
I never shall forget that night. I never shall forget how I turned and tumbled;how I wearied myself with thinking about Agnes and this creature; how I considered what could I do,and what ought I to do; how I could come to no other conclusion than that the best course for her peace was to do nothing,and to keep to myself what I had heard. If I went to sleep for a few moments,the image of Agnes with her tender eyes, and of her father looking fondly on her,as I had so often seen him look, arose before me with appealing faces,and filled me with vague terrors. When I awoke,the recollection that Uriah was lying in the next room, sat heavy on me like a waking nightmare;and oppressed me with a leaden dread, as if I had had some meaner quality of devil for a lodger.
The poker got into my dozing thoughts besides, and wouldn’t come out. I thought,between sleeping and waking, that it was still red hot, and I had snatched it out of the fire,and run him through the body. I was so haunted at last by the idea,though I knew there was nothing in it, that I stole into the next room to look at him.There I saw him, lying on his back, with his legs extending to I don’t know where,gurglings taking place in his throat, stoppages in his nose, and his mouth open like a post-office.He was so much worse in reality than in my distempered fancy,that afterwards I was attracted to him in very repulsion,and could not help wandering in and out every half-hour or so, and taking another look at him.Still, the long, long night seemed heavy and hopeless as ever,and no promise of day was in the murky sky.
When I saw him going downstairs early in the morning (for, thank Heaven!he would not stay to breakfast), it appeared to me as if the night was going away in his person.When I went out to the Commons, I charged Mrs.Crupp with particular directions to leave the windows open, that my sitting-room might be aired, and purged of his presence.
CHAPTER 26. I FALL INTO CAPTIVITY
I saw no more of Uriah Heep, until the day when Agnes left town.I was at the coach office to take leave of her and see her go; and there was he,returning to Canterbury by the same conveyance.It was some small satisfaction to me to observe his spare, short-waisted, high-shouldered,mulberry-coloured great-coat perched up, in company with an umbrella like a small tent,on the edge of the back seat on the roof, while Agnes was, of course, inside;but what I underwent in my efforts to be friendly with him, while Agnes looked on,perhaps deserved that little recompense. At the coach window, as at the dinner-party,he hovered about us without a moment’s intermission, like a great vulture:gorging himself on every syllable that I said to Agnes, or Agnes said to me.
In the state of trouble into which his disclosure by my fire had thrown me,I had thought very much of the words Agnes had used in reference to the partnership.‘I did what I hope was right. Feeling sure that it was necessary for papa’s peace that the sacrifice should be made,I entreated him to make it.’ A miserable foreboding that she would yield to,and sustain herself by, the same feeling in reference to any sacrifice for his sake,had oppressed me ever since. I knew how she loved him. I knew what the devotion of her nature was.I knew from her own lips that she regarded herself as the innocent cause of his errors,and as owing him a great debt she ardently desired to pay.I had no consolation in seeing how different she was from this detestable Rufus with the mulberry-coloured great-coat,for I felt that in the very difference between them,in the self-denial of her pure soul and the sordid baseness of his, the greatest danger lay.All this, doubtless, he knew thoroughly, and had, in his cunning, considered well.
Yet I was so certain that the prospect of such a sacrifice afar off,must destroy the happiness of Agnes; and I was so sure, from her manner,of its being unseen by her then, and having cast no shadow on her yet;that I could as soon have injured her, as given her any warning of what impended.Thus it was that we parted without explanation:she waving her hand and smiling farewell from the coach window;her evil genius writhing on the roof, as if he had her in his clutches and triumphed.
I could not get over this farewell glimpse of them for a long time.When Agnes wrote to tell me of her safe arrival, I was as miserable as when I saw her going away.Whenever I fell into a thoughtful state, this subject was sure to present itself,and all my uneasiness was sure to be redoubled. Hardly a night passed without my dreaming of it.It became a part of my life, and as inseparable from my life as my own head.
I had ample leisure to refine upon my uneasiness: for Steerforth was at Oxford, as he wrote to me,and when I was not at the Commons, I was very much alone.I believe I had at this time some lurking distrust of Steerforth.I wrote to him most affectionately in reply to his, but I think I was glad, upon the whole,that he could not come to London just then. I suspect the truth to be,that the influence of Agnes was upon me, undisturbed by the sight of him;and that it was the more powerful with me,because she had so large a share in my thoughts and interest.
In the meantime, days and weeks slipped away. I was articled to Spenlow and Jorkins.I had ninety pounds a year (exclusive of my house-rent and sundry collateral matters) from my aunt.My rooms were engaged for twelve months certain:and though I still found them dreary of an evening, and the evenings long,I could settle down into a state of equable low spirits, and resign myself to coffee; which I seem,on looking back, to have taken by the gallon at about this period of my existence.At about this time, too, I made three discoveries: first, that Mrs.Crupp was a martyr to a curious disorder called ‘the spazzums’,which was generally accompanied with inflammation of the nose,and required to be constantly treated with peppermint; secondly,that something peculiar in the temperature of my pantry, made the brandy-bottles burst; thirdly,that I was alone in the world, and much given to record that circumstance in fragments of English versification.
On the day when I was articled, no festivity took place,beyond my having sandwiches and sherry into the office for the clerks,and going alone to the theatre at night. I went to see The Stranger,as a Doctors’ Commons sort of play, and was so dreadfully cut up,that I hardly knew myself in my own glass when I got home. Mr. Spenlow remarked, on this occasion,when we concluded our business, that he should have been happy to have seen me at his house at Norwood to celebrate our becoming connected,but for his domestic arrangements being in some disorder,on account of the expected return of his daughter from finishing her education at Paris. But,he intimated that when she came home he should hope to have the pleasure of entertaining me.I knew that he was a widower with one daughter, and expressed my acknowledgements.
Mr. Spenlow was as good as his word. In a week or two, he referred to this engagement, and said,that if I would do him the favour to come down next Saturday, and stay till Monday,he would be extremely happy. Of course I said I would do him the favour;and he was to drive me down in his phaeton, and to bring me back.
When the day arrived, my very carpet-bag was an object of veneration to the stipendiary clerks,to whom the house at Norwood was a sacred mystery.One of them informed me that he had heard that Mr. Spenlow ate entirely off plate and china;and another hinted at champagne being constantly on draught, after the usual custom of table-beer.The old clerk with the wig, whose name was Mr. Tiffey,had been down on business several times in the course of his career,and had on each occasion penetrated to the breakfast-parlour.He described it as an apartment of the most sumptuous nature,and said that he had drunk brown East India sherry there,of a quality so precious as to make a man wink.We had an adjourned cause in the Consistory that day--about excommunicating a baker who had been objecting in a vestry to a paving-rate--and as the evidence was just twice the length of Robinson Crusoe, according to a calculation I made, it was rather late in the day before we finished. However, we got him excommunicated for six weeks, and sentenced in no end of costs; and then the baker’s proctor, and the judge, and the advocates on both sides (who were all nearly related), went out of town together, and Mr. Spenlow and I drove away in the phaeton.
The phaeton was a very handsome affair; the horses arched their necks and lifted up their legs as if they knew they belonged to Doctors’ Commons.There was a good deal of competition in the Commons on all points of display,and it turned out some very choice equipages then; though I always have considered,and always shall consider, that in my time the great article of competition there was starch:which I think was worn among the proctors to as great an extent as it is in the nature of man to bear.
We were very pleasant, going down, and Mr. Spenlow gave me some hints in reference to my profession.He said it was the genteelest profession in the world,and must on no account be confounded with the profession of a solicitor:being quite another sort of thing, infinitely more exclusive, less mechanical, and more profitable.We took things much more easily in the Commons than they could be taken anywhere else, he observed,and that set us, as a privileged class, apart.He said it was impossible to conceal the disagreeable fact,that we were chiefly employed by solicitors;but he gave me to understand that they were an inferior race of men,universally looked down upon by all proctors of any pretensions.
I asked Mr. Spenlow what he considered the best sort of professional business?He replied, that a good case of a disputed will,where there was a neat little estate of thirty or forty thousand pounds, was, perhaps,the best of all. In such a case, he said, not only were there very pretty pickings,in the way of arguments at every stage of the proceedings,and mountains upon mountains of evidence on interrogatory and counter-interrogatory (to say nothing of an appeal lying,first to the Delegates, and then to the Lords), but,the costs being pretty sure to come out of the estate at last,both sides went at it in a lively and spirited manner, and expense was no consideration. Then,he launched into a general eulogium on the Commons.What was to be particularly admired (he said) in the Commons, was its compactness.It was the most conveniently organized place in the world. It was the complete idea of snugness.It lay in a nutshell. For example: You brought a divorce case, or a restitution case,into the Consistory. Very good. You tried it in the Consistory.You made a quiet little round game of it, among a family group, and you played it out at leisure.Suppose you were not satisfied with the Consistory, what did you do then?Why, you went into the Arches. What was the Arches?The same court, in the same room, with the same bar, and the same practitioners, but another judge,for there the Consistory judge could plead any court-day as an advocate. Well,you played your round game out again. Still you were not satisfied. Very good. What did you do then?Why, you went to the Delegates. Who were the Delegates?Why, the Ecclesiastical Delegates were the advocates without any business,who had looked on at the round game when it was playing in both courts,and had seen the cards shuffled, and cut, and played, and had talked to all the players about it,and now came fresh, as judges, to settle the matter to the satisfaction of everybody!Discontented people might talk of corruption in the Commons, closeness in the Commons,and the necessity of reforming the Commons, said Mr. Spenlow solemnly, in conclusion;but when the price of wheat per bushel had been highest, the Commons had been busiest;and a man might lay his hand upon his heart, and say this to the whole world,--‘Touch the Commons, and down comes the country!’
I listened to all this with attention; and though, I must say,I had my doubts whether the country was quite as much obliged to the Commons as Mr.Spenlow made out, I respectfully deferred to his opinion. That about the price of wheat per bushel,I modestly felt was too much for my strength, and quite settled the question. I have never,to this hour, got the better of that bushel of wheat. It has reappeared to annihilate me,all through my life, in connexion with all kinds of subjects. I don’t know now, exactly,what it has to do with me, or what right it has to crush me, on an infinite variety of occasions;but whenever I see my old friend the bushel brought in by the head and shoulders (as he always is,I observe), I give up a subject for lost.
This is a digression. I was not the man to touch the Commons, and bring down the country.I submissively expressed, by my silence,my acquiescence in all I had heard from my superior in years and knowledge;and we talked about The Stranger and the Drama, and the pairs of horses, until we came to Mr. Spenlow’s gate.
There was a lovely garden to Mr. Spenlow’s house;and though that was not the best time of the year for seeing a garden, it was so beautifully kept,that I was quite enchanted. There was a charming lawn, there were clusters of trees,and there were perspective walks that I could just distinguish in the dark,arched over with trellis-work, on which shrubs and flowers grew in the growing season.‘Here Miss Spenlow walks by herself,’ I thought. ‘Dear me!’
We went into the house, which was cheerfully lighted up,and into a hall where there were all sorts of hats, caps, great-coats, plaids, gloves, whips,and walking-sticks. ‘Where is Miss Dora?’ said Mr. Spenlow to the servant. ‘Dora!’ I thought. ‘What a beautiful name!’
We turned into a room near at hand (I think it was the identical breakfast-room,made memorable by the brown East Indian sherry), and I heard a voice say, ‘Mr. Copperfield,my daughter Dora, and my daughter Dora’s confidential friend!’ It was, no doubt, Mr. Spenlow’s voice, but I didn’t know it, and I didn’t care whose it was.All was over in a moment. I had fulfilled my destiny. I was a captive and a slave. I loved Dora Spenlow to distraction!
She was more than human to me. She was a Fairy, a Sylph,I don’t know what she was--anything that no one ever saw,and everything that everybody ever wanted. I was swallowed up in an abyss of love in an instant.There was no pausing on the brink; no looking down, or looking back; I was gone, headlong,before I had sense to say a word to her.
‘I,’ observed a well-remembered voice, when I had bowed and murmured something, ‘have seen Mr. Copperfield before.’
The speaker was not Dora. No; the confidential friend, Miss Murdstone!
I don’t think I was much astonished. To the best of my judgement,no capacity of astonishment was left in me.There was nothing worth mentioning in the material world, but Dora Spenlow, to be astonished about. I said, ‘How do you do, Miss Murdstone?I hope you are well.’ She answered, ‘Very well.’ I said, ‘How is Mr. Murdstone?’ She replied, ‘My brother is robust, I am obliged to you.’
Mr. Spenlow, who, I suppose, had been surprised to see us recognize each other, then put in his word.
‘I am glad to find,’ he said, ‘Copperfield, that you and Miss Murdstone are already acquainted.’