The next affair was to buy a horse for his own driving.The one heretofore his favorite stumbled,this very morning, on the road to town,and must be at once discarded.Judge Pyncheon’s neck is too precious to be risked on such a contingency as a stumbling steed. Should all the above business be seasonably got through with, he might attend the meeting of a charitable society; the very name of which, however, in the multiplicity of his benevolence, is quite forgotten; so that this engagement may pass unfulfilled, and no great harm done. And if he have time, amid the press of more urgent matters, he must take measures for the renewal of Mrs. Pyncheon’s tombstone, which, the sexton tells him, has fallen on its marble face, and is cracked quite in twain. She was a praiseworthy woman enough, thinks the Judge, in spite of her nervousness, and the tears that she was so oozy with, and her foolish behavior about the coffee; and as she took her departure so seasonably, he will not grudge the second tombstone. It is better, at least, than if she had never needed any!The next item on his list was to give orders for some fruit-trees,of a rare variety, to be deliverable at his country-seat in the ensuing autumn.Yes, buy them, by all means;and may the peaches be luscious in your mouth, Judge Pyncheon!After this comes something more important.A committee of his political party has besought him for a hundred or two of dollars, in addition to his previous disbursements, towards carrying on the fall campaign. The Judge is a patriot; the fate of the country is staked on the November election; and besides, as will be shadowed forth in another paragraph, he has no trifling stake of his own in the same great game. He will do what the committee asks; nay, he will be liberal beyond their expectations; they shall have a check for five hundred dollars, and more anon, if it be needed. What next?A decayed widow, whose husband was Judge Pyncheon’s early friend,has laid her case of destitution before him,in a very moving letter.She and her fair daughter have scarcely bread to eat.He partly intends to call on her to-day,—perhaps so—perhaps not,—accordingly as he may happen to have leisure,and a small bank-note.
Another business, which, however,he puts no great weight on (it is well, you know,to be heedful, but not over-anxious,as respects one’s personal health),—another business,then, was to consult his family physician. About what, for Heaven’s sake?Why, it is rather difficult to describe the symptoms.A mere dimness of sight and dizziness of brain, was it?—or disagreeable choking, or stifling, or gurgling,or bubbling, in the region of the thorax,as the anatomists say?—or was it a pretty severe throbbing and kicking of the heart,rather creditable to him than otherwise,as showing that the organ had not been left out of the Judge’s physical contrivance?No matter what it was.The doctor probably would smile at the statement of such trifles to his professional ear; the Judge would smile in his turn; and meeting one another’s eyes, they would enjoy a hearty laugh together!But a fig for medical advice.The Judge will never need it.
Pray, pray, Judge Pyncheon, look at your watch, Now!What—not a glance!It is within ten minutes of the dinner hour!It surely cannot have slipped your memory that the dinner of to-day is to be the most important, in its consequences, of all the dinners you ever ate. Yes, precisely the most important; although, in the course of your somewhat eminent career, you have been placed high towards the head of the table, at splendid banquets, and have poured out your festive eloquence to ears yet echoing with Webster’s mighty organ-tones. No public dinner this, however. It is merely a gathering of some dozen or so of friends from several districts of the State; men of distinguished character and influence, assembling, almost casually, at the house of a common friend, likewise distinguished, who will make them welcome to a little better than his ordinary fare. Nothing in the way of French cookery, but an excellent dinner, nevertheless. Real turtle, we understand, and salmon, tautog, canvas-backs, pig, English mutton, good roast beef, or dainties of that serious kind, fit for substantial country gentlemen, as these honorable persons mostly are. The delicacies of the season, in short, and flavored by a brand of old Madeira which has been the pride of many seasons. It is the Juno brand; a glorious wine, fragrant, and full of gentle might; a bottled-up happiness, put by for use; a golden liquid, worth more than liquid gold; so rare and admirable, that veteran wine-bibbers count it among their epochs to have tasted it!It drives away the heart-ache,and substitutes no head-ache!Could the Judge but quaff a glass,it might enable him to shake off the unaccountable lethargy which (for the ten intervening minutes, and five to boot, are already past) has made him such a laggard at this momentous dinner. It would all but revive a dead man!Would you like to sip it now, Judge Pyncheon?
Alas, this dinner. Have you really forgotten its true object?Then let us whisper it,that you may start at once out of the oaken chair,which really seems to be enchanted,like the one in Comus,or that in which Moll Pitcher imprisoned your own grandfather.But ambition is a talisman more powerful than witchcraft.Start up, then, and, hurrying through the streets,burst in upon the company,that they may begin before the fish is spoiled!They wait for you; and it is little for your interest that they should wait.These gentlemen—need you be told it?—have assembled, not without purpose,from every quarter of the State.They are practised politicians, every man of them,and skilled to adjust those preliminary measures which steal from the people,without its knowledge,the power of choosing its own rulers.The popular voice, at the next gubernatorial election,though loud as thunder,will be really but an echo of what these gentlemen shall speak,under their breath, at your friend’s festive board.They meet to decide upon their candidate.This little knot of subtle schemers will control the convention,and, through it, dictate to the party.And what worthier candidate,—more wise and learned,more noted for philanthropic liberality,truer to safe principles,tried oftener by public trusts,more spotless in private character,with a larger stake in the common welfare,and deeper grounded, by hereditary descent,in the faith and practice of the Puritans,—what man can be presented for the suffrage of the people,so eminently combining all these claims to the chief-rulership as Judge Pyncheon here before us?
Make haste, then!Do your part!The meed for which you have toiled, and fought,and climbed, and crept, is ready for your grasp!Be present at this dinner!—drink a glass or two of that noble wine!—make your pledges in as low a whisper as you will!—and you rise up from table virtually governor of the glorious old State!Governor Pyncheon of Massachusetts!
And is there no potent and exhilarating cordial in a certainty like this?It has been the grand purpose of half your lifetime to obtain it.Now, when there needs little more than to signify your acceptance,why do you sit so lumpishly in your great-great-grandfather’s oaken chair,as if preferring it to the gubernatorial one?We have all heard of King Log; but,in these jostling times,one of that royal kindred will hardly win the race for an elective chief-magistracy.