“Well, well,” said the beadle,evidently gratified with the compliment;“perhaps I may be. Perhaps I may be, Mrs. Mann.” He finished the gin-and-water, and added,“Oliver being now too old to remain here,the board have determined to have him back into the house.I have come out myself to take him there.So let me see him at once.”
“I’ll fetch him directly,” said Mrs. Mann,leaving the room for that purpose. Oliver,having had by this time as much of the outer coat of dirt which encrusted his face and hands, removed, as could be scrubbed off in one washing, was led into the room by his benevolent protectress.
“Make a bow to the gentleman, Oliver,” said Mrs. Mann.
Oliver made a bow, which was divided between the beadle on the chair,and the cocked hat on the table.
“Will you go along with me, Oliver?” said Mr. Bumble, in a majestic voice.
Oliver was about to say that he would go along with anybody with great readiness, when, glancing upward, he caught sight of Mrs. Mann, who had got behind the beadle’s chair, and was shaking her fist at him with a furious countenance. He took the hint at once, for the fist had been too often impressed upon his body not to be deeply impressed upon his recollection.
“Will _she_ go with me?” inquired poor Oliver.
“No, she can’t,” replied Mr. Bumble.“But she’ll come and see you sometimes.”
This was no very great consolation to the child.Young as he was, however,he had sense enough to make a feint of feeling great regret at going away.It was no very difficult matter for the boy to call tears into his eyes.Hunger and recent ill-usage are great assistants if you want to cry;and Oliver cried very naturally indeed. Mrs.Mann gave him a thousand embraces,and what Oliver wanted a great deal more,a piece of bread and butter,lest he should seem too hungry when he got to the workhouse.With the slice of bread in his hand,and the little brown-cloth parish cap on his head,Oliver was then led away by Mr.Bumble from the wretched home where one kind word or look had never lighted the gloom of his infant years. And yet he burst into an agony of childish grief, as the cottage-gate closed after him. Wretched as were the little companions in misery he was leaving behind, they were the only friends he had ever known; and a sense of his loneliness in the great wide world, sank into the child’s heart for the first time.
Mr. Bumble walked on with long strides; little Oliver,firmly grasping his gold-laced cuff,trotted beside him,inquiring at the end of every quarter of a mile whether they were “nearly there.” To these interrogations Mr. Bumble returned very brief and snappish replies; for the temporary blandness which gin-and-water awakens in some bosoms had by this time evaporated; and he was once again a beadle.
Oliver had not been within the walls of the workhouse a quarter of an hour,and had scarcely completed the demolition of a second slice of bread,when Mr. Bumble, who had handed him over to the care of an old woman,returned; and, telling him it was a board night,informed him that the board had said he was to appear before it forthwith.
Not having a very clearly defined notion of what a live board was,Oliver was rather astounded by this intelligence,and was not quite certain whether he ought to laugh or cry.He had no time to think about the matter, however;for Mr. Bumble gave him a tap on the head,with his cane, to wake him up:and another on the back to make him lively:and bidding him to follow,conducted him into a large whitewashed room,where eight or ten fat gentlemen were sitting round a table.At the top of the table,seated in an arm-chair rather higher than the rest,was a particularly fat gentleman with a very round, red face.
“Bow to the board,” said Bumble.Oliver brushed away two or three tears that were lingering in his eyes;and seeing no board but the table,fortunately bowed to that.
“What’s your name, boy?” said the gentleman in the high chair.
Oliver was frightened at the sight of so many gentlemen,which made him tremble:and the beadle gave him another tap behind,which made him cry.These two causes made him answer in a very low and hesitating voice;whereupon a gentleman in a white waistcoat said he was a fool.Which was a capital way of raising his spirits,and putting him quite at his ease.
“Boy,” said the gentleman in the high chair,“listen to me. You know you’re an orphan, I suppose?”
“What’s that, sir?” inquired poor Oliver.
“The boy _is_ a fool—I thought he was,” said the gentleman in the white waistcoat.
“Hush!” said the gentleman who had spoken first.“You know you’ve got no father or mother,and that you were brought up by the parish, don’t you?”
“Yes, sir,” replied Oliver, weeping bitterly.
“What are you crying for?” inquired the gentleman in the white waistcoat.And to be sure it was very extraordinary.What _could_ the boy be crying for?
“I hope you say your prayers every night,” said another gentleman in a gruff voice;“and pray for the people who feed you,and take care of you—like a Christian.”
“Yes, sir,” stammered the boy.The gentleman who spoke last was unconsciously right.It would have been _very_ like a Christian,and a marvellously good Christian too,if Oliver had prayed for the people who fed and took care of _him_.But he hadn’t, because nobody had taught him.
“Well!You have come here to be educated,and taught a useful trade,” said the red-faced gentleman in the high chair.
“So you’ll begin to pick oakum tomorrow morning at six o’clock,” added the surly one in the white waistcoat.
For the combination of both these blessings in the one simple process of picking oakum, Oliver bowed low by the direction of the beadle, and was then hurried away to a large ward; where, on a rough, hard bed, he sobbed himself to sleep. What a novel illustration of the tender laws of England!They let the paupers go to sleep!
Poor Oliver!He little thought, as he lay sleeping in happy unconsciousness of all around him, that the board had that very day arrived at a decision which would exercise the most material influence over all his future fortunes. But they had. And this was it:
The members of this board were very sage, deep,philosophical men; and when they came to turn their attention to the workhouse,they found out at once,what ordinary folks would never have discovered—the poor people liked it!It was a regular place of public entertainment for the poorer classes;a tavern where there was nothing to pay;a public breakfast, dinner, tea,and supper all the year round;a brick and mortar elysium,where it was all play and no work. “Oho!” said the board, looking very knowing;“we are the fellows to set this to rights;we’ll stop it all, in no time.” So,they established the rule,that all poor people should have the alternative (for they would compel nobody,not they), of being starved by a gradual process in the house,or by a quick one out of it. With this view,they contracted with the water-works to lay on an unlimited supply of water;and with a corn-factory to supply periodically small quantities of oatmeal;and issued three meals of thin gruel a day,with an onion twice a week, and half a roll of Sundays.They made a great many other wise and humane regulations,having reference to the ladies,which it is not necessary to repeat;kindly undertook to divorce poor married people,in consequence of the great expense of a suit in Doctors’ Commons;and, instead of compelling a man to support his family,as they had theretofore done,took his family away from him, and made him a bachelor!There is no saying how many applicants for relief,under these last two heads,might have started up in all classes of society,if it had not been coupled with the workhouse;but the board were long-headed men,and had provided for this difficulty.The relief was inseparable from the workhouse and the gruel;and that frightened people.
For the first six months after Oliver Twist was removed,the system was in full operation.It was rather expensive at first,in consequence of the increase in the undertaker’s bill,and the necessity of taking in the clothes of all the paupers,which fluttered loosely on their wasted,shrunken forms, after a week or two’s gruel.But the number of workhouse inmates got thin as well as the paupers;and the board were in ecstasies.