I should like to see such a Parliament anywhere else!My aunt and Mr. Dick represented the Government or the Opposition (as the case might be), and Traddles, with the assistance of Enfield’s Speakers, or a volume of parliamentary orations, thundered astonishing invectives against them. Standing by the table, with his finger in the page to keep the place, and his right arm flourishing above his head, Traddles, as Mr. Pitt, Mr. Fox, Mr. Sheridan, Mr. Burke, Lord Castlereagh, Viscount Sidmouth, or Mr. Canning, would work himself into the most violent heats, and deliver the most withering denunciations of the profligacy and corruption of my aunt and Mr. Dick; while I used to sit, at a little distance, with my notebook on my knee, fagging after him with all my might and main. The inconsistency and recklessness of Traddles were not to be exceeded by any real politician. He was for any description of policy, in the compass of a week; and nailed all sorts of colours to every denomination of mast. My aunt, looking very like an immovable Chancellor of the Exchequer, would occasionally throw in an interruption or two, as ‘Hear!’ or ‘No!’ or ‘Oh!’ when the text seemed to require it:which was always a signal to Mr.Dick (a perfect country gentleman) to follow lustily with the same cry.But Mr. Dick got taxed with such things in the course of his Parliamentary career, and was made responsible for such awful consequences, that he became uncomfortable in his mind sometimes. I believe he actually began to be afraid he really had been doing something, tending to the annihilation of the British constitution, and the ruin of the country.
Often and often we pursued these debates until the clock pointed to midnight,and the candles were burning down.The result of so much good practice was,that by and by I began to keep pace with Traddles pretty well,and should have been quite triumphant if I had had the least idea what my notes were about. But, as to reading them after I had got them, I might as well have copied the Chinese inscriptions of an immense collection of tea-chests, or the golden characters on all the great red and green bottles in the chemists’ shops!
There was nothing for it,but to turn back and begin all over again.It was very hard, but I turned back,though with a heavy heart,and began laboriously and methodically to plod over the same tedious ground at a snail’s pace; stopping to examine minutely every speck in the way, on all sides, and making the most desperate efforts to know these elusive characters by sight wherever I met them. I was always punctual at the office; at the Doctor’s too: and I really did work, as the common expression is, like a cart-horse. One day, when I went to the Commons as usual, I found Mr. Spenlow in the doorway looking extremely grave, and talking to himself. As he was in the habit of complaining of pains in his head--he had naturally a short throat, and I do seriously believe he over-starched himself--I was at first alarmed by the idea that he was not quite right in that direction; but he soon relieved my uneasiness.
Instead of returning my ‘Good morning’ with his usual affability,he looked at me in a distant, ceremonious manner,and coldly requested me to accompany him to a certain coffee-house,which, in those days,had a door opening into the Commons,just within the little archway in St.Paul’s Churchyard. I complied,in a very uncomfortable state,and with a warm shooting all over me,as if my apprehensions were breaking out into buds.When I allowed him to go on a little before,on account of the narrowness of the way,I observed that he carried his head with a lofty air that was particularly unpromising; and my mind misgave me that he had found out about my darling Dora.
If I had not guessed this,on the way to the coffee-house,I could hardly have failed to know what was the matter when I followed him into an upstairs room, and found Miss Murdstone there, supported by a background of sideboard, on which were several inverted tumblers sustaining lemons, and two of those extraordinary boxes, all corners and flutings, for sticking knives and forks in, which, happily for mankind, are now obsolete.
Miss Murdstone gave me her chilly finger-nails,and sat severely rigid. Mr. Spenlow shut the door,motioned me to a chair,and stood on the hearth-rug in front of the fireplace.
‘Have the goodness to show Mr. Copperfield,’ said Mr.Spenlow, what you have in your reticule, Miss Murdstone.’
I believe it was the old identical steel-clasped reticule of my childhood,that shut up like a bite. Compressing her lips,in sympathy with the snap,Miss Murdstone opened it--opening her mouth a little at the same time--and produced my last letter to Dora, teeming with expressions of devoted affection.
‘I believe that is your writing, Mr. Copperfield?’ said Mr. Spenlow.
I was very hot, and the voice I heard was very unlike mine,when I said, ‘It is, sir!’
‘If I am not mistaken,’ said Mr. Spenlow,as Miss Murdstone brought a parcel of letters out of her reticule,tied round with the dearest bit of blue ribbon,‘those are also from your pen, Mr. Copperfield?’
I took them from her with a most desolate sensation;and, glancing at such phrases at the top,as ‘My ever dearest and own Dora,’ ‘My best beloved angel,’ ‘My blessed one for ever,’ and the like, blushed deeply, and inclined my head.
‘No, thank you!’ said Mr. Spenlow, coldly,as I mechanically offered them back to him.‘I will not deprive you of them. Miss Murdstone,be so good as to proceed!’
That gentle creature,after a moment’s thoughtful survey of the carpet,delivered herself with much dry unction as follows.
‘I must confess to having entertained my suspicions of Miss Spenlow,in reference to David Copperfield, for some time.I observed Miss Spenlow and David Copperfield,when they first met;and the impression made upon me then was not agreeable.The depravity of the human heart is such--’
‘You will oblige me, ma’am,’ interrupted Mr. Spenlow,‘by confining yourself to facts.’
Miss Murdstone cast down her eyes,shook her head as if protesting against this unseemly interruption,and with frowning dignity resumed:
‘Since I am to confine myself to facts,I will state them as dryly as I can.Perhaps that will be considered an acceptable course of proceeding.I have already said, sir,that I have had my suspicions of Miss Spenlow,in reference to David Copperfield, for some time.I have frequently endeavoured to find decisive corroboration of those suspicions, but without effect. I have therefore forborne to mention them to Miss Spenlow’s father’; looking severely at him--‘knowing how little disposition there usually is in such cases, to acknowledge the conscientious discharge of duty.’
Mr. Spenlow seemed quite cowed by the gentlemanly sternness of Miss Murdstone’s manner, and deprecated her severity with a conciliatory little wave of his hand.
‘On my return to Norwood,after the period of absence occasioned by my brother’s marriage,’ pursued Miss Murdstone in a disdainful voice,‘and on the return of Miss Spenlow from her visit to her friend Miss Mills,I imagined that the manner of Miss Spenlow gave me greater occasion for suspicion than before. Therefore I watched Miss Spenlow closely.’
Dear, tender little Dora,so unconscious of this Dragon’s eye!
‘Still,’ resumed Miss Murdstone,‘I found no proof until last night.It appeared to me that Miss Spenlow received too many letters from her friend Miss Mills; but Miss Mills being her friend with her father’s full concurrence,’ another telling blow at Mr. Spenlow, ‘it was not for me to interfere. If I may not be permitted to allude to the natural depravity of the human heart, at least I may--I must--be permitted, so far to refer to misplaced confidence.’
Mr. Spenlow apologetically murmured his assent.