‘Do you really mean that?’ said I. He was so composed, that I fancied he must have some other meaning.
‘Oh dear, yes, Copperfield!I mean it,’ replied Traddles. ‘It was an unfortunate thing, but he didn’t like me at all.He said I wasn’t at all what he expected, and so he married his housekeeper.’
‘And what did you do?’ I asked.
‘I didn’t do anything in particular,’ said Traddles. ‘I lived with them,waiting to be put out in the world, until his gout unfortunately flew to his stomach--and so he died,and so she married a young man, and so I wasn’t provided for.’
‘Did you get nothing, Traddles, after all?’
‘Oh dear, yes!’ said Traddles. ‘I got fifty pounds. I had never been brought up to any profession,and at first I was at a loss what to do for myself. However, I began,with the assistance of the son of a professional man, who had been to Salem House--Yawler,with his nose on one side. Do you recollect him?’
No. He had not been there with me; all the noses were straight in my day.
‘It don’t matter,’ said Traddles. ‘I began, by means of his assistance, to copy law writings.That didn’t answer very well; and then I began to state cases for them, and make abstracts,and that sort of work. For I am a plodding kind of fellow, Copperfield,and had learnt the way of doing such things pithily. Well!That put it in my head to enter myself as a law student;and that ran away with all that was left of the fifty pounds.Yawler recommended me to one or two other offices, however--Mr.Waterbrook’s for one--and I got a good many jobs. I was fortunate enough, too,to become acquainted with a person in the publishing way, who was getting up an Encyclopaedia,and he set me to work; and, indeed’ (glancing at his table), ‘I am at work for him at this minute.I am not a bad compiler, Copperfield,’ said Traddles,preserving the same air of cheerful confidence in all he said, ‘but I have no invention at all;not a particle. I suppose there never was a young man with less originality than I have.’
As Traddles seemed to expect that I should assent to this as a matter of course, I nodded;and he went on, with the same sprightly patience--I can find no better expression--as before.
‘So, by little and little, and not living high, I managed to scrape up the hundred pounds at last,’ said Traddles; ‘and thank Heaven that’s paid--though it was--though it certainly was,’ said Traddles, wincing again as if he had had another tooth out, ‘a pull.I am living by the sort of work I have mentioned, still, and I hope, one of these days,to get connected with some newspaper: which would almost be the making of my fortune. Now,Copperfield, you are so exactly what you used to be, with that agreeable face,and it’s so pleasant to see you, that I sha’n’t conceal anything.Therefore you must know that I am engaged.’
Engaged!Oh, Dora!
‘She is a curate’s daughter,’ said Traddles; ‘one of ten, down in Devonshire. Yes!’ For he saw me glance, involuntarily, at the prospect on the inkstand. ‘That’s the church!You come round here to the left, out of this gate,’ tracing his finger along the inkstand,‘and exactly where I hold this pen, there stands the house--facing, you understand, towards the church.’
The delight with which he entered into these particulars,did not fully present itself to me until afterwards;for my selfish thoughts were making a ground-plan of Mr.Spenlow’s house and garden at the same moment.
‘She is such a dear girl!’ said Traddles; ‘a little older than me, but the dearest girl!I told you I was going out of town?I have been down there. I walked there, and I walked back, and I had the most delightful time!I dare say ours is likely to be a rather long engagement, but our motto is “Wait and hope!” We always say that. “Wait and hope,” we always say. And she would wait, Copperfield,till she was sixty--any age you can mention--for me!’
Traddles rose from his chair, and, with a triumphant smile,put his hand upon the white cloth I had observed.
‘However,’ he said, ‘it’s not that we haven’t made a beginning towards housekeeping. No, no;we have begun. We must get on by degrees, but we have begun. Here,’ drawing the cloth off with great pride and care, ‘are two pieces of furniture to commence with.This flower-pot and stand, she bought herself. You put that in a parlour window,’ said Traddles,falling a little back from it to survey it with the greater admiration, ‘with a plant in it, and--and there you are!This little round table with the marble top (it’s two feet ten in circumference), I bought.You want to lay a book down, you know, or somebody comes to see you or your wife,and wants a place to stand a cup of tea upon, and--and there you are again!’ said Traddles. ‘It’s an admirable piece of workmanship--firm as a rock!’ I praised them both, highly, and Traddles replaced the covering as carefully as he had removed it.
‘It’s not a great deal towards the furnishing,’ said Traddles, ‘but it’s something.The table-cloths, and pillow-cases, and articles of that kind, are what discourage me most,Copperfield. So does the ironmongery--candle-boxes, and gridirons,and that sort of necessaries--because those things tell, and mount up. However, “wait and hope!” And I assure you she’s the dearest girl!’
‘I am quite certain of it,’ said I.
‘In the meantime,’ said Traddles, coming back to his chair;‘and this is the end of my prosing about myself, I get on as well as I can. I don’t make much,but I don’t spend much. In general, I board with the people downstairs,who are very agreeable people indeed. Both Mr. and Mrs. Micawber have seen a good deal of life, and are excellent company.’
‘My dear Traddles!’ I quickly exclaimed. ‘What are you talking about?’
Traddles looked at me, as if he wondered what I was talking about.
‘Mr. and Mrs. Micawber!’ I repeated. ‘Why, I am intimately acquainted with them!’
An opportune double knock at the door, which I knew well from old experience in Windsor Terrace,and which nobody but Mr. Micawber could ever have knocked at that door,resolved any doubt in my mind as to their being my old friends.I begged Traddles to ask his landlord to walk up. Traddles accordingly did so, over the banister;and Mr. Micawber, not a bit changed--his tights, his stick, his shirt-collar, and his eye-glass,all the same as ever--came into the room with a genteel and youthful air.
‘I beg your pardon, Mr. Traddles,’ said Mr. Micawber, with the old roll in his voice,as he checked himself in humming a soft tune. ‘I was not aware that there was any individual,alien to this tenement, in your sanctum.’
Mr. Micawber slightly bowed to me, and pulled up his shirt-collar.
‘How do you do, Mr. Micawber?’ said I.
‘Sir,’ said Mr. Micawber, ‘you are exceedingly obliging. I am in statu quo.’
‘And Mrs. Micawber?’ I pursued.
‘Sir,’ said Mr. Micawber, ‘she is also, thank God, in statu quo.’
‘And the children, Mr. Micawber?’
‘Sir,’ said Mr. Micawber, ‘I rejoice to reply that they are, likewise, in the enjoyment of salubrity.’
All this time, Mr. Micawber had not known me in the least, though he had stood face to face with me.But now, seeing me smile, he examined my features with more attention, fell back, cried, ‘Is it possible!Have I the pleasure of again beholding Copperfield!’ and shook me by both hands with the utmost fervour.
‘Good Heaven, Mr. Traddles!’ said Mr. Micawber, ‘to think that I should find you acquainted with the friend of my youth, the companion of earlier days!My dear!’ calling over the banisters to Mrs. Micawber,while Traddles looked (with reason) not a little amazed at this description of me.‘Here is a gentleman in Mr. Traddles’s apartment,whom he wishes to have the pleasure of presenting to you, my love!’
Mr. Micawber immediately reappeared, and shook hands with me again.
‘And how is our good friend the Doctor, Copperfield?’ said Mr. Micawber, ‘and all the circle at Canterbury?’
‘I have none but good accounts of them,’ said I.
‘I am most delighted to hear it,’ said Mr. Micawber. ‘It was at Canterbury where we last met.Within the shadow, I may figuratively say, of that religious edifice immortalized by Chaucer,which was anciently the resort of Pilgrims from the remotest corners of--in short,’ said Mr.Micawber, ‘in the immediate neighbourhood of the Cathedral.’
I replied that it was. Mr. Micawber continued talking as volubly as he could; but not, I thought,without showing, by some marks of concern in his countenance,that he was sensible of sounds in the next room, as of Mrs. Micawber washing her hands,and hurriedly opening and shutting drawers that were uneasy in their action.
‘You find us, Copperfield,’ said Mr. Micawber, with one eye on Traddles, ‘at present established,on what may be designated as a small and unassuming scale; but, you are aware that I have,in the course of my career, surmounted difficulties, and conquered obstacles.You are no stranger to the fact, that there have been periods of my life,when it has been requisite that I should pause, until certain expected events should turn up;when it has been necessary that I should fall back,before making what I trust I shall not be accused of presumption in terming--a spring.The present is one of those momentous stages in the life of man. You find me, fallen back,FOR a spring; and I have every reason to believe that a vigorous leap will shortly be the result.’
I was expressing my satisfaction, when Mrs. Micawber came in;a little more slatternly than she used to be, or so she seemed now, to my unaccustomed eyes,but still with some preparation of herself for company, and with a pair of brown gloves on.
‘My dear,’ said Mr. Micawber, leading her towards me,‘here is a gentleman of the name of Copperfield, who wishes to renew his acquaintance with you.’
It would have been better, as it turned out, to have led gently up to this announcement, for Mrs.Micawber, being in a delicate state of health, was overcome by it, and was taken so unwell,that Mr. Micawber was obliged, in great trepidation, to run down to the water-butt in the backyard,and draw a basinful to lave her brow with. She presently revived, however,and was really pleased to see me. We had half-an-hour’s talk, all together;and I asked her about the twins, who, she said, were ‘grown great creatures’;and after Master and Miss Micawber, whom she described as ‘absolute giants’,but they were not produced on that occasion.
Mr. Micawber was very anxious that I should stay to dinner. I should not have been averse to do so,but that I imagined I detected trouble, and calculation relative to the extent of the cold meat,in Mrs. Micawber’s eye. I therefore pleaded another engagement; and observing that Mrs.Micawber’s spirits were immediately lightened, I resisted all persuasion to forego it.
But I told Traddles, and Mr. and Mrs. Micawber, that before I could think of leaving,they must appoint a day when they would come and dine with me.The occupations to which Traddles stood pledged,rendered it necessary to fix a somewhat distant one; but an appointment was made for the purpose,that suited us all, and then I took my leave.
Mr. Micawber, under pretence of showing me a nearer way than that by which I had come,accompanied me to the corner of the street;being anxious (he explained to me) to say a few words to an old friend, in confidence.
‘My dear Copperfield,’ said Mr. Micawber, ‘I need hardly tell you that to have beneath our roof,under existing circumstances, a mind like that which gleams--if I may be allowed the expression--which gleams--in your friend Traddles,is an unspeakable comfort. With a washerwoman,who exposes hard-bake for sale in her parlour-window, dwelling next door,and a Bow-street officer residing over the way,you may imagine that his society is a source of consolation to myself and to Mrs. Micawber.I am at present, my dear Copperfield, engaged in the sale of corn upon commission.It is not an avocation of a remunerative description--in other words,it does not pay--and some temporary embarrassments of a pecuniary nature have been the consequence.I am, however, delighted to add that I have now an immediate prospect of something turning up (I am not at liberty to say in what direction),which I trust will enable me to provide, permanently, both for myself and for your friend Traddles,in whom I have an unaffected interest. You may, perhaps, be prepared to hear that Mrs.Micawber is in a state of health which renders it not wholly improbable that an addition may be ultimately made to those pledges of affection which--in short,to the infantine group. Mrs. Micawber’s family have been so good as to express their dissatisfaction at this state of things.I have merely to observe, that I am not aware that it is any business of theirs,and that I repel that exhibition of feeling with scorn, and with defiance!’
Mr. Micawber then shook hands with me again, and left me.
CHAPTER 28. Mr. MICAWBER’S GAUNTLET
Until the day arrived on which I was to entertain my newly-found old friends,I lived principally on Dora and coffee. In my love-lorn condition, my appetite languished;and I was glad of it, for I felt as though it would have been an act of perfidy towards Dora to have a natural relish for my dinner.The quantity of walking exercise I took,was not in this respect attended with its usual consequence,as the disappointment counteracted the fresh air. I have my doubts, too,founded on the acute experience acquired at this period of my life,whether a sound enjoyment of animal food can develop itself freely in any human subject who is always in torment from tight boots.I think the extremities require to be at peace before the stomach will conduct itself with vigour.
On the occasion of this domestic little party, I did not repeat my former extensive preparations.I merely provided a pair of soles, a small leg of mutton, and a pigeon-pie. Mrs.Crupp broke out into rebellion on my first bashful hint in reference to the cooking of the fish and joint,and said, with a dignified sense of injury, ‘No!No, sir!You will not ask me sich a thing, for you are better acquainted with me than to suppose me capable of doing what I cannot do with ampial satisfaction to my own feelings!’ But, in the end, a compromise was effected; and Mrs. Crupp consented to achieve this feat,on condition that I dined from home for a fortnight afterwards.
And here I may remark, that what I underwent from Mrs. Crupp,in consequence of the tyranny she established over me, was dreadful.I never was so much afraid of anyone. We made a compromise of everything. If I hesitated,she was taken with that wonderful disorder which was always lying in ambush in her system, ready,at the shortest notice, to prey upon her vitals. If I rang the bell impatiently,after half-a-dozen unavailing modest pulls,and she appeared at last--which was not by any means to be relied upon--she would appear with a reproachful aspect,sink breathless on a chair near the door, lay her hand upon her nankeen bosom, and become so ill,that I was glad, at any sacrifice of brandy or anything else, to get rid of her.If I objected to having my bed made at five o’clock in the afternoon--which I do still think an uncomfortable arrangement--one motion of her hand towards the same nankeen region of wounded sensibility was enough to make me falter an apology. In short, I would have done anything in an honourable way rather than give Mrs. Crupp offence; and she was the terror of my life.
I bought a second-hand dumb-waiter for this dinner-party,in preference to re-engaging the handy young man; against whom I had conceived a prejudice,in consequence of meeting him in the Strand, one Sunday morning,in a waistcoat remarkably like one of mine, which had been missing since the former occasion.The ‘young gal’ was re-engaged; but on the stipulation that she should only bring in the dishes,and then withdraw to the landing-place, beyond the outer door;where a habit of sniffing she had contracted would be lost upon the guests,and where her retiring on the plates would be a physical impossibility.
Having laid in the materials for a bowl of punch, to be compounded by Mr. Micawber;having provided a bottle of lavender-water, two wax-candles, a paper of mixed pins,and a pincushion, to assist Mrs. Micawber in her toilette at my dressing-table;having also caused the fire in my bedroom to be lighted for Mrs. Micawber’s convenience;and having laid the cloth with my own hands, I awaited the result with composure.
At the appointed time, my three visitors arrived together. Mr.Micawber with more shirt-collar than usual, and a new ribbon to his eye-glass; Mrs.Micawber with her cap in a whitey-brown paper parcel; Traddles carrying the parcel,and supporting Mrs. Micawber on his arm. They were all delighted with my residence.When I conducted Mrs. Micawber to my dressing-table,and she saw the scale on which it was prepared for her, she was in such raptures,that she called Mr. Micawber to come in and look.
‘My dear Copperfield,’ said Mr. Micawber, ‘this is luxurious.This is a way of life which reminds me of the period when I was myself in a state of celibacy,and Mrs. Micawber had not yet been solicited to plight her faith at the Hymeneal altar.’
‘He means, solicited by him, Mr. Copperfield,’ said Mrs. Micawber, archly. ‘He cannot answer for others.’
‘My dear,’ returned Mr. Micawber with sudden seriousness, ‘I have no desire to answer for others.I am too well aware that when, in the inscrutable decrees of Fate, you were reserved for me,it is possible you may have been reserved for one, destined, after a protracted struggle,at length to fall a victim to pecuniary involvements of a complicated nature.I understand your allusion, my love. I regret it, but I can bear it.’
‘Micawber!’ exclaimed Mrs. Micawber, in tears. ‘Have I deserved this!I, who never have deserted you; who never WILL desert you, Micawber!’ ‘My love,’ said Mr. Micawber, much affected, ‘you will forgive,and our old and tried friend Copperfield will, I am sure, forgive,the momentary laceration of a wounded spirit,made sensitive by a recent collision with the Minion of Power--in other words,with a ribald Turncock attached to the water-works--and will pity, not condemn, its excesses.’
Mr. Micawber then embraced Mrs. Micawber, and pressed my hand;leaving me to infer from this broken allusion that his domestic supply of water had been cut off that afternoon,in consequence of default in the payment of the company’s rates.
To divert his thoughts from this melancholy subject, I informed Mr.Micawber that I relied upon him for a bowl of punch, and led him to the lemons.His recent despondency, not to say despair, was gone in a moment.I never saw a man so thoroughly enjoy himself amid the fragrance of lemon-peel and sugar,the odour of burning rum, and the steam of boiling water, as Mr. Micawber did that afternoon.It was wonderful to see his face shining at us out of a thin cloud of these delicate fumes,as he stirred, and mixed, and tasted, and looked as if he were making, instead of punch,a fortune for his family down to the latest posterity. As to Mrs. Micawber,I don’t know whether it was the effect of the cap, or the lavender-water, or the pins, or the fire,or the wax-candles, but she came out of my room, comparatively speaking, lovely.And the lark was never gayer than that excellent woman.
I suppose--I never ventured to inquire, but I suppose--that Mrs. Crupp, after frying the soles,was taken ill. Because we broke down at that point. The leg of mutton came up very red within,and very pale without: besides having a foreign substance of a gritty nature sprinkled over it,as if if had had a fall into the ashes of that remarkable kitchen fireplace.But we were not in condition to judge of this fact from the appearance of the gravy,forasmuch as the ‘young gal’ had dropped it all upon the stairs--where it remained, by the by,in a long train, until it was worn out. The pigeon-pie was not bad, but it was a delusive pie:the crust being like a disappointing head, phrenologically speaking: full of lumps and bumps,with nothing particular underneath. In short,the banquet was such a failure that I should have been quite unhappy--about the failure, I mean,for I was always unhappy about Dora--if I had not been relieved by the great good humour of my company,and by a bright suggestion from Mr. Micawber.
‘My dear friend Copperfield,’ said Mr. Micawber,‘accidents will occur in the best-regulated families;and in families not regulated by that pervading influence which sanctifies while it enhances the--a--I would say,in short, by the influence of Woman, in the lofty character of Wife,they may be expected with confidence, and must be borne with philosophy.If you will allow me to take the liberty of remarking that there are few comestibles better,in their way, than a Devil, and that I believe, with a little division of labour,we could accomplish a good one if the young person in attendance could produce a gridiron,I would put it to you, that this little misfortune may be easily repaired.’
There was a gridiron in the pantry, on which my morning rasher of bacon was cooked. We had it in,in a twinkling, and immediately applied ourselves to carrying Mr. Micawber’s idea into effect.The division of labour to which he had referred was this:--Traddles cut the mutton into slices; Mr.Micawber (who could do anything of this sort to perfection) covered them with pepper, mustard,salt, and cayenne; I put them on the gridiron, turned them with a fork, and took them off,under Mr. Micawber’s direction; and Mrs. Micawber heated, and continually stirred,some mushroom ketchup in a little saucepan. When we had slices enough done to begin upon,we fell-to, with our sleeves still tucked up at the wrist,more slices sputtering and blazing on the fire,and our attention divided between the mutton on our plates, and the mutton then preparing.
What with the novelty of this cookery, the excellence of it, the bustle of it,the frequent starting up to look after it,the frequent sitting down to dispose of it as the crisp slices came off the gridiron hot and hot,the being so busy, so flushed with the fire, so amused,and in the midst of such a tempting noise and savour, we reduced the leg of mutton to the bone.My own appetite came back miraculously. I am ashamed to record it,but I really believe I forgot Dora for a little while. I am satisfied that Mr. and Mrs.Micawber could not have enjoyed the feast more, if they had sold a bed to provide it.Traddles laughed as heartily, almost the whole time, as he ate and worked. Indeed we all did,all at once; and I dare say there was never a greater success.
We were at the height of our enjoyment, and were all busily engaged, in our several departments,endeavouring to bring the last batch of slices to a state of perfection that should crown the feast,when I was aware of a strange presence in the room,and my eyes encountered those of the staid Littimer, standing hat in hand before me.
‘What’s the matter?’ I involuntarily asked.
‘I beg your pardon, sir, I was directed to come in. Is my master not here, sir?’
‘No.’
‘Have you not seen him, sir?’
‘No; don’t you come from him?’
‘Not immediately so, sir.’
‘Did he tell you you would find him here?’
‘Not exactly so, sir. But I should think he might be here tomorrow, as he has not been here today.’
‘Is he coming up from Oxford?’
‘I beg, sir,’ he returned respectfully, ‘that you will be seated, and allow me to do this.’ With which he took the fork from my unresisting hand, and bent over the gridiron,as if his whole attention were concentrated on it.
We should not have been much discomposed, I dare say, by the appearance of Steerforth himself,but we became in a moment the meekest of the meek before his respectable serving-man. Mr. Micawber,humming a tune, to show that he was quite at ease, subsided into his chair,with the handle of a hastily concealed fork sticking out of the bosom of his coat,as if he had stabbed himself. Mrs. Micawber put on her brown gloves, and assumed a genteel languor.Traddles ran his greasy hands through his hair, and stood it bolt upright,and stared in confusion on the table-cloth. As for me,I was a mere infant at the head of my own table;and hardly ventured to glance at the respectable phenomenon, who had come from Heaven knows where, to put my establishment to rights.
Meanwhile he took the mutton off the gridiron, and gravely handed it round. We all took some,but our appreciation of it was gone, and we merely made a show of eating it.As we severally pushed away our plates, he noiselessly removed them, and set on the cheese.He took that off, too, when it was done with; cleared the table;piled everything on the dumb-waiter; gave us our wine-glasses; and, of his own accord,wheeled the dumb-waiter into the pantry. All this was done in a perfect manner,and he never raised his eyes from what he was about. Yet his very elbows,when he had his back towards me, seemed to teem with the expression of his fixed opinion that I was extremely young.
‘Can I do anything more, sir?’
I thanked him and said, No; but would he take no dinner himself?
‘None, I am obliged to you, sir.’
‘Is Mr. Steerforth coming from Oxford?’
‘I beg your pardon, sir?’
‘Is Mr. Steerforth coming from Oxford?’
‘I should imagine that he might be here tomorrow, sir.I rather thought he might have been here today, sir. The mistake is mine, no doubt, sir.’
‘If you should see him first--’ said I.
‘If you’ll excuse me, sir, I don’t think I shall see him first.’
‘In case you do,’ said I, ‘pray say that I am sorry he was not here today,as an old schoolfellow of his was here.’
‘Indeed, sir!’ and he divided a bow between me and Traddles, with a glance at the latter.
He was moving softly to the door, when, in a forlorn hope of saying something naturally--which I never could, to this man--I said:
‘Oh!Littimer!’
‘Sir!’
‘Did you remain long at Yarmouth, that time?’
‘Not particularly so, sir.’
‘You saw the boat completed?’
‘Yes, sir. I remained behind on purpose to see the boat completed.’
‘I know!’ He raised his eyes to mine respectfully.
‘Mr. Steerforth has not seen it yet, I suppose?’
‘I really can’t say, sir. I think--but I really can’t say, sir. I wish you good night, sir.’
He comprehended everybody present, in the respectful bow with which he followed these words,and disappeared. My visitors seemed to breathe more freely when he was gone;but my own relief was very great, for besides the constraint,arising from that extraordinary sense of being at a disadvantage which I always had in this man’s presence,my conscience had embarrassed me with whispers that I had mistrusted his master,and I could not repress a vague uneasy dread that he might find it out. How was it,having so little in reality to conceal, that I always DID feel as if this man were finding me out?
Mr. Micawber roused me from this reflection,which was blended with a certain remorseful apprehension of seeing Steerforth himself,by bestowing many encomiums on the absent Littimer as a most respectable fellow,and a thoroughly admirable servant. Mr. Micawber, I may remark,had taken his full share of the general bow, and had received it with infinite condescension.
‘But punch, my dear Copperfield,’ said Mr. Micawber, tasting it, ‘like time and tide, waits for no man. Ah!it is at the present moment in high flavour. My love, will you give me your opinion?’
Mrs. Micawber pronounced it excellent.
‘Then I will drink,’ said Mr. Micawber, ‘if my friend Copperfield will permit me to take that social liberty,to the days when my friend Copperfield and myself were younger,and fought our way in the world side by side. I may say, of myself and Copperfield,in words we have sung together before now, that
We twa hae run about the braes And pu’d the gowans’ fine
--in a figurative point of view--on several occasions. I am not exactly aware,’ said Mr. Micawber,with the old roll in his voice, and the old indescribable air of saying something genteel,‘what gowans may be, but I have no doubt that Copperfield and myself would frequently have taken a pull at them, if it had been feasible.’
Mr. Micawber, at the then present moment, took a pull at his punch. So we all did:Traddles evidently lost in wondering at what distant time Mr.Micawber and I could have been comrades in the battle of the world.
‘Ahem!’ said Mr. Micawber, clearing his throat, and warming with the punch and with the fire. ‘My dear, another glass?’
Mrs. Micawber said it must be very little; but we couldn’t allow that, so it was a glassful.
‘As we are quite confidential here, Mr. Copperfield,’ said Mrs. Micawber, sipping her punch, ‘Mr.Traddles being a part of our domesticity, I should much like to have your opinion on Mr.Micawber’s prospects. For corn,’ said Mrs. Micawber argumentatively,‘as I have repeatedly said to Mr. Micawber, may be gentlemanly, but it is not remunerative.Commission to the extent of two and ninepence in a fortnight cannot, however limited our ideas, be considered remunerative.’
We were all agreed upon that.
‘Then,’ said Mrs. Micawber, who prided herself on taking a clear view of things, and keeping Mr.Micawber straight by her woman’s wisdom, when he might otherwise go a little crooked,‘then I ask myself this question. If corn is not to be relied upon, what is?Are coals to be relied upon?Not at all. We have turned our attention to that experiment, on the suggestion of my family, and we find it fallacious.’
Mr. Micawber, leaning back in his chair with his hands in his pockets, eyed us aside,and nodded his head, as much as to say that the case was very clearly put.