“Well, for the life of me, Professor,” I said,“I can’t see anything to laugh at in all that. Why,your explanation makes it a harder puzzle than before.But even if the burial service was comic,what about poor Art and his trouble?Why, his heart was simply breaking.”
“Just so. Said he not that the transfusion of his blood to her veins had made her truly his bride?”
“Yes, and it was a sweet and comforting idea for him.”
“Quite so. But there was a difficulty, friend John.If so that, then what about the others?Ho, ho!Then this so sweet maid is a polyandrist, and me,with my poor wife dead to me,but alive by Church’s law, though no wits,all gone--even I, who am faithful husband to this now-no-wife, am bigamist.”
“I don’t see where the joke comes in there either!” I said; and I did not feel particularly pleased with him for saying such things. He laid his hand on my arm, and said:--
“Friend John, forgive me if I pain.I showed not my feeling to others when it would wound,but only to you, my old friend, whom I can trust.If you could have looked into my very heart then when I want to laugh;if you could have done so when the laugh arrived;if you could do so now,when King Laugh have pack up his crown,and all that is to him--for he go far,far away from me, and for a long,long time--maybe you would perhaps pity me the most of all. ”
I was touched by the tenderness of his tone, and asked why.
“Because I know!”
And now we are all scattered;and for many a long day loneliness will sit over our roofs with brooding wings.Lucy lies in the tomb of her kin,a lordly death-house in a lonely churchyard,away from teeming London; where the air is fresh,and the sun rises over Hampstead Hill,and where wild flowers grow of their own accord.
So I can finish this diary;and God only knows if I shall ever begin another.If I do, or if I even open this again,it will be to deal with different people and different themes;for here at the end,where the romance of my life is told,ere I go back to take up the thread of my life-work,I say sadly and without hope,
“FINIS.”
_“The Westminster Gazette,” 25 September._
A HAMPSTEAD MYSTERY.
The neighbourhood of Hampstead is just at present exercised with a series of events which seem to run on lines parallel to those of what was known to the writers of headlines as “The Kensington Horror,” or “The Stabbing Woman,” or “The Woman in Black.” During the past two or three days several cases have occurred of young children straying from home or neglecting to return from their playing on the Heath. In all these cases the children were too young to give any properly intelligible account of themselves, but the consensus of their excuses is that they had been with a “bloofer lady.” It has always been late in the evening when they have been missed, and on two occasions the children have not been found until early in the following morning. It is generally supposed in the neighbourhood that, as the first child missed gave as his reason for being away that a “bloofer lady” had asked him to come for a walk, the others had picked up the phrase and used it as occasion served. This is the more natural as the favourite game of the little ones at present is luring each other away by wiles. A correspondent writes us that to see some of the tiny tots pretending to be the “bloofer lady” is supremely funny. Some of our caricaturists might, he says, take a lesson in the irony of grotesque by comparing the reality and the picture. It is only in accordance with general principles of human nature that the “bloofer lady” should be the popular rôle at these _al fresco_ performances. Our correspondent naïvely says that even Ellen Terry could not be so winningly attractive as some of these grubby-faced little children pretend--and even imagine themselves--to be.
There is, however, possibly a serious side to the question,for some of the children,indeed all who have been missed at night,have been slightly torn or wounded in the throat.The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog,and although of not much importance individually,would tend to show that whatever animal inflicts them has a system or method of its own. The police of the division have been instructed to keep a sharp look-out for straying children, especially when very young, in and around Hampstead Heath, and for any stray dog which may be about.
_“The Westminster Gazette,” 25 September._
_Extra Special._
THE HAMPSTEAD HORROR.
ANOTHER CHILD INJURED.
_The “Bloofer Lady.”_
We have just received intelligence that another child,missed last night, was only discovered late in the morning under a furze bush at the Shooter’s Hill side of Hampstead Heath, which is, perhaps, less frequented than the other parts. It has the same tiny wound in the throat as has been noticed in other cases. It was terribly weak, and looked quite emaciated. It too, when partially restored, had the common story to tell of being lured away by the “bloofer lady.”
CHAPTER XIV
MINA HARKER’S JOURNAL
_23 September_.--Jonathan is better after a bad night.I am so glad that he has plenty of work to do,for that keeps his mind off the terrible things;and oh, I am rejoiced that he is not now weighed down with the responsibility of his new position. I knew he would be true to himself, and now how proud I am to see my Jonathan rising to the height of his advancement and keeping pace in all ways with the duties that come upon him. He will be away all day till late, for he said he could not lunch at home. My household work is done, so I shall take his foreign journal, and lock myself up in my room and read it....
_24 September_.--I hadn’t the heart to write last night;that terrible record of Jonathan’s upset me so. Poor dear!How he must have suffered,whether it be true or only imagination.I wonder if there is any truth in it at all.Did he get his brain fever,and then write all those terrible things,or had he some cause for it all?I suppose I shall never know,for I dare not open the subject to him....And yet that man we saw yesterday!He seemed quite certain of him.... Poor fellow!I suppose it was the funeral upset him and sent his mind back on some train of thought.... He believes it all himself. I remember how on our wedding-day he said: “Unless some solemn duty come upon me to go back to the bitter hours, asleep or awake, mad or sane.” There seems to be through it all some thread of continuity.... That fearful Count was coming to London.... If it should be, and he came to London, with his teeming millions.... There may be a solemn duty; and if it come we must not shrink from it.... I shall be prepared. I shall get my typewriter this very hour and begin transcribing. Then we shall be ready for other eyes if required. And if it be wanted; then, perhaps, if I am ready, poor Jonathan may not be upset, for I can speak for him and never let him be troubled or worried with it at all. If ever Jonathan quite gets over the nervousness he may want to tell me of it all, and I can ask him questions and find out things, and see how I may comfort him.
_Letter, Van Helsing to Mrs. Harker._
“_24 September._
(_Confidence_)
“Dear Madam,--